Goodbye, Glasses

I finally did it.

Lasik, that is.

I don't have to put them on anymore,

those bi-focals, that is.

17 years of blindness without them,

I'm getting used to my "raisin eyes,"

I can see! I can see!

Whoa, my house is dirtier than I thought!

Now, I can snuggle my face into those chubby bellies of my babies.

Now, I can cuddle with Ronny without yelling at him that he'll get them smeared

Now, I can see my hairy legs when I shave, maybe I'd miss less now that I can see

lol

Five minutes of laser beams burning my eye balls, and that's all it took, (and a butt load of savings)

Thank you Ronny,

I can now see.