"Don't spill"

This is a little conversation my little Kai and I had today while I was drinking some water at my desk.

Kai: "Oh mama, don't spill that water-'cuz daddy will THROW you out the window and you'll get an ouee and he'll give you spankings-MAAD ONES!"

me: laugh out loud

Kai: "mama! It's NOT funny! He's a MAAD one!"

hmm. I wonder where he gets all this?! Yes, daddy is a MAAD one, but still, really!? Out the window and MAD spankings?! lol fun times with little kids. :)